btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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