i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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