Bisexual people are plain selfish.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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