Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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