After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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