Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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