If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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