Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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