Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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