one might say we're banned from that church
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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