Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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