even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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