i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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