Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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