i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
you inspire me to be a worse person
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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