that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
