Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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