Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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