I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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