nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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