You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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