But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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