Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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