I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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