So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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