he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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