i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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