It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I look better un-naked...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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