I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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