We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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