Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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