Whod you bang
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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