can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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