she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It's just like the Real World with babies
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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