No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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