Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
People in love make me want to vomit
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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