K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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