I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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