I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
3pm strippers are depressing
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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