So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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