didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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