There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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