Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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