Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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