Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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