So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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