i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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