Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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