my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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