if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
did you just send me my own nude
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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