I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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