I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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