Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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