Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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