I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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