what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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