that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
its not stalking. its research.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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