Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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