Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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