There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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